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“Let's suppose we all just materialized on Earth and there was a bunch of potatoes on the ground, okay? There's just six of us. Only six humans. We come into a clearing and there's potatoes on the ground. Now, my instinct would be, let's everybody get some potatoes. "Everybody got a potato? Joey…” quote by George Carlin
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“Let's suppose we all just materialized on Earth and there was a bunch of potatoes on the ground, okay? There's just six of us. Only six humans. We come into a clearing and there's potatoes on the ground. Now, my instinct would be, let's everybody get some potatoes. "Everybody got a potato? Joey didn't get a potato! He's small, he can't hold as many potatoes. Give Joey some of your potatoes." "No, these are my potatoes!" That's the Republicans. "I collected more of them, I got a bigger pile of potatoes, they're mine. If you want some of them, you're going to have to give me something."”

George Carlin

About This Quote

Source Stand-up: Jammin' with George Carlin, 1995

A satirical illustration of selfishness and resource hoarding using potatoes as a metaphor for political greed.

In simple terms: Greedy people hoard resources.

Key Takeaway

Beware of selfish accumulation.

Themes

politics greed resource distribution

Mood

critical ironic

Type

political social commentary

When to use this quote

  • budget planning
  • community sharing
  • public policy

Key Concepts

selfishness social critique

Questions to Reflect On

  • How does selfish behavior affect groups?
  • What can prevent resource hoarding?
A Different Perspective

Not all selfishness is overt.

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