“I bought a big bag of potatoes and it's growing eyes like crazy. Other foods rot. Potatoes want to see.” — Bill Callahan Copy Share Image
Let's suppose we all just materialized on Earth and there was a bunch of potatoes on the ground, okay? There's just six of us. Only six humans. We come into a clearing and there's potatoes on the ground. Now, my… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
