Coincidence Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “Irony deals with opposites; it has nothing to do with coincidence.” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Coincidence Deals Irony Opposites
Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time. — Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel Copy Share Image
Irony is the bringing together of two contradictory truths and to make out of the contradiction a new truth, with a laugh or a… — Anne Hathaway Copy Share Image
The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
Irony is the birth-pangs of the objective mind (based upon the misrelationship, discovered by the I , between existence and the idea of existence).… — Soren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
Irony is a great tool to deal with things. It's an intellectualization, a way to go above things, which can work. — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu Copy Share Image
Irony is based on insecurity; people like to not like things because they don't understand them. — Justin Vernon Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think that no situation actually fits the technical definition of irony, and that the word just sort of hangs out in the… — Mike Duncan Copy Share Image
It is an oversimplification to say that the opposite of irony is oversimplification. — Jedediah Purdy Copy Share Image
Irony is a disciplinarian feared only by those who do not know it, but cherished by those who do — Soren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
The surest sign of the estrangement of the opinions of two persons is when they both say something ironical to each other and neither… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital M tattooed on each cheek of your ass in pink and brown ink. Then when you bend over, it says "Mom." Also, later on if you're havin' sex with your girlfriend, and her parents are in… — George Carlin Copy Share
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day, or only a few hours, instead of four or five days. And I began to want to stop. One of the proudest moments of my life was at a rock-'n'-roll theater in New Jersey. A guy… — George Carlin Copy Share
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It was no accident, no coincidence, that the seasons came round and round year after year. It was the Lord speaking to us all and showing us over and over again the birth, life, death, and resurrection of his only begotten Son, our Savior, Jesus Christ, our Lord. It was like a best-loved story being told day after day with… — Francine Rivers Copy Share
Is it a coincidence that stories from the private life became more popular just as the grand hope for public redemption through revolution was beginning to sour? I witnessed a similar shift in taste in my own time. In the 1960s, while a hopeful vision of a just society arose again, countless poems and plays concerning politics and public life… — Susan Griffin Copy Share
It was an odd coincidence that my career took off the same decade as having babies. I often wished it had been different, that… — Jane Kaczmarek Copy Share Image
It's not coincidence that these attacks come at the exact same moment, and all together at the same time as WikiLeaks releases documents exposing… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
A thrumming of piano-strings beyond the gardens and through the elms. At length the melody steals into my being. I know not when it began to occupy me. By some fortunate coincidence of thought or circumstance I am attuned to the universe, I am fitted to hear, my being moves in a sphere of melody, my fancy and imagination are… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share
“We cannot see how our lives will unfold. What is destiny and What is accident? And how can one ever be certain?” — Cathy Ostlere Copy Share Image
When you live your life with an appreciation of coincidences and their meanings, you connect with the underlying field of infinite possibilities. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people suggested that I should try something else. It was a lot of things, but nothing really stood out for me. Nothing felt… — Claudia Kim Copy Share Image
Anyone who knows Tuchel knows that he is a man who leaves nothing to coincidence. — Antonio Rudiger Copy Share Image
Coincidence may be described as the chance encounter of two unrelated causal chains which - miraculously, it seems - merge into a significant event. — Arthur Koestler Copy Share Image