Assassination Quote by George Carlin

“Interesting form of murder we come up with: Assassination. We assassinate people who've told us to live together in harmony and try to love one another. Apparently we are not ready to live together.”

George Carlin

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Assassination Come up Form Harmony Interesting Love one another Murder Not ready People Ready Together Trying

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