See, Quentin, that’s why you should wear a cup before trying to assassinate someone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is my personal plan to assassinate by pistol either Richard Nixon or George Wallace. — Arthur Bremer Copy Share Image
The best way to make somebody feel important is to try to assassinate them. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you! — Yakov Smirnoff Copy Share Image
The man who says to me, "Believe as I do, or God will damn you," will presently say, "Believe as I do,… — Voltaire Copy Share Image
“When a police officer is pointing a gun at you, pulling your pants up is a proven way of getting you legally… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
If I said what I was really thinking about this f**ked up world, the government would assassinate me like all the other… — Lee Ryan Copy Share Image
As far as anybody in the rap game ever tryin' to assassinate my character, that's impossible. You talkin' about a man who… — Suge Knight Copy Share Image
“No one cared when you were doing nothing. If they now criticize, ridicule, & character assassinate you means you’re doing something great...” — Assegid Habtewold Copy Share Image
We can export terrorism. We can assassinate and set fires inside the territory of the United States as it did to all… — Muammar al-Gaddafi Copy Share Image
The Vietnamese... wanted to assassinate me because they knew without me they could easily swallow up Cambodia. — Pol Pot Copy Share Image
I will get into trouble, I am sure, because since my Kate Middleton speech and before, certain papers were after me. I… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“Every person we assassinate dies to serve a greater purpose." "I'm sure they would be happy if they knew it," Ileni said… — Leah Cypess Copy Share Image
Interesting form of murder we come up with: Assassination. We assassinate people who've told us to live together in harmony and try… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Anyway, if the Cetagandans really wanted to assassinate you, they'd hardly do it here. They'd slip something subtle under your skin that… — Lois McMaster Bujold Copy Share Image
You cant reach old age by another man's road, my habits protect my life but they would assassinate you — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If he [Hugo Chavez] thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. — Pat Robertson Copy Share Image
“We assassinate. We don't accessorize. But I understand how it is possible to confuse the two.” — Angelika Rust Copy Share Image
“When they fail to kill your genius, they try to assassinate your character.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“Why go to war when you can assassinate the key players of your enemies.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
“I do not own a gun in the USA because I recognize that it may get you legally killed by law enforcement.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
If the Royal Family was going to assassinate someone, they would have gotten rid of me a long time ago. — John Lydon Copy Share Image
By the time you have your protagonist attempting to assassinate the Pope, you've sort of signaled that everything is on the table. — Brian K. Vaughan Copy Share Image
“Boss, she's a _Dragon_. They don't _believe_ in assassination. They consider it a _crime_. If you go up to her and--" "Kragar,"… — Steven Brust Copy Share Image