Humor Quote by Geoff Herbach Download Open image ““Then we kissed for about 25 years, I think." (184)”” — Geoff Herbach ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“It’d been way too long since she had been kissed like this. Never in her two hundred twenty-three years of life did she remember… — Lia Davis Copy Share Image
“For the first time in twenty-one years, I want to be kissed. I want to feel his mouth on mine.” — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“When was the last time you were decently kissed? I mean, truly, truly, good and kissed?” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He hadn’t been kissed like that in a long, long, time; maybe ever.” — Twist and Shout Copy Share Image
“I kissed her.” His words were met with silence and then, “How was it?” “On a scale of one to ten, it was about… — Debbie Macomber Copy Share Image
“What did it feel like, I wondered, to be kissed like that right out in public? Not like some passionate tongue-wrestling thing, just a… — Sara Zarr Copy Share Image
“I almost forgot. It’s our anniversary.” “What?” I asked, bolting upright. “We’ve been married a year already?” “Not that anniversary.” “Oh, whew. So, on… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“His kisses alone were orgasmic. Never in my life had I been kissed the way he kissed me, and I knew for sure that… — Lesley Jones Copy Share Image
“Most of the sex I've had in my life was not as personal as that kiss.” — elizabethtown Copy Share Image
“If you act out of love, whatever you do is both perfect and right. It doesn't matter if you're a deep thinker or a… — Geoff Herbach Copy Share Image
“If you want to feel like your life isn't too bad, take a Greyhound bus, Aleah. We should all take Greyhound buses.” — Geoff Herbach Copy Share Image
“Have you ever noticed you can't get away from yourself? There is no way to get away from oneself. You're always there with you.” — Geoff Herbach Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share