Drink Quote by Garrison Keillor Download Open image “March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like.” — Garrison Keillor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Drink Drink Hangover God Created Hangover March March Month Month God Months People Shows Wine
It is the 1st mild day of March. Each minute sweeter than before... there is a blessing in the air. — William Wordsworth Copy Share Image
What's good about March? Well, for one thing, it keeps February and April apart. — Walt Kelly Copy Share Image
March is Cerebral Palsy Awareness Month. Don't feel bad if you did not know that. I didn't, either, until someone recently slapped a picture… — Maysoon Zayid Copy Share Image
They say in order to get rid of a hangover you must drink, just like in order to get rid of a broken heart… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
March came in that winter like the meekest and mildest of lambs, bringing days that were crisp and golden and tingling, each followed by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
March is the month of expectation, The things we do not know, The Persons of Prognostication Are coming now. We try to sham becoming… — Emily Dickinson Copy Share Image
Spring is the Period Express from God. Among the other seasons Himself abide, But during March and April None stir abroad Without a cordial… — Emily Dickinson Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
The socially redeeming aspect of golf lies in the vast number of lawyers and bankers and managers who play it, and when you think… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
Ha! Easy for nuns to talk about giving up things. That's what they do for a living. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
This is the big reason most humorists fail. Drunks don't read books. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
Before the world was made, when it was only darkness and mist and waters, God was well aware of Lake Wobegon, my family, our… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
On investments, 1998: Where I'm from we don't trust paper. Wealth is what's here on the premises. If I open a cupboard and see,… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“The rich can afford to be progressive. Poor people have reason to be afraid of the future.” — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“If you can't read a simple goddam sign and follow one simple goddam instruction then get your fat butt the hell out of here.” — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“The Gospel is meant to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.” — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
Before Noah, men having only water to drink, could not find the truth. Accordingly...they became abominably wicked, and they were justly exterminated by the… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I don't drink much anymore, but when I traveled with Frank Sinatra, God rest his soul, I used to drink like I could do… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I would drink gallons of coffee a day. Even now, off caffeine, I talk faster than anyone you've ever met. I finally recognized that… — Nathan Englander Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“Obediently, I squash into a corner with a glass of cider. A chalkboard menu declares that the special of the day is stargazy pie.… — Laura Madeleine Copy Share Image
I still get nervous about singing. I drink tea with honey and lemon before every concert. And I need to have scented candles in… — Mary J. Blige Copy Share Image
Before everyshow I do like a thousand... I drink ten glasses of water! — Jonas Brothers Copy Share Image
I've never even been into those supplements or any of that. I don't even drink energy shakes. I'm not into that kind of stuff.… — Paul Pierce Copy Share Image
