We treat this world of ours as though we have a spare in the trunk. — Al Bernstein Spares Copy Share Image
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. — Al Bernstein Allowance Copy Share Image
Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years. — Al Bernstein Adolescence Copy Share Image
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Should the beholder have poor eyesight, he can ask the nearest person which girls… — Al Bernstein Asks Copy Share Image
Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. — Al Bernstein Right direction Copy Share Image
Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does. — Al Bernstein Doe Copy Share Image
If I were the commissioner of all sports media I would issue an immediate ban on three-person announcing teams on telecasts of… — Al Bernstein Announcing Copy Share Image
