Humor Quote by G. Norman Lippert

“Jeez. There were more misunderstandings between us than in an episode of Three’s Company.”

— T. Torrest

“Chances are everything's already been said, but since no one is paying attention you have to start all over again.”

— Joann Sfar

“Look, let’s not turn this into a blamestorming session. There’ll be plenty of time for that if we fail.”

— Daniel Suarez

“I believe that nothing happens by chance. Deep down, things have their secret plan, even though we don't understand it.”

— Carlos Ruiz Zafón

“Did you think I made the team the way it is because I thought it would be a good publicity stunt? It's about second…

— Nora Sakavic

“I know that we have to start work quickly and intensively, whoever wants to be with us from the start will be welcomed. And…

— Guillem Balague

“In the years ahead we would have rough patches, but we were determined to get through them.”

— Hillary Rodham Clinton

“Born on third base, my daddy always said of the well off, and they think they hit a home run.”

— Mary Karr

“Some people will never know how close they really were to success because they threw in the towel right before their big break.”

— Dawn Gluskin

“I've never liked the word team . I've always equated it with being picked last and getting nailed in the groin with a dodgeball.”

— Jordan Castillo Price

“Better not to find out whether or not the rumors are true, I say. Better find the other bastard and skin him.”

— Angelo Tsanatelis

“think of him risking everything each time he slips one napkin into his pocket. All these years he’s been so careful, but now he’s…

— Ally Condie