Humor Quote by G. Norman Lippert Download Open image ““Cyclones cannot see you if you don't move" "That's dinosaurs you crazy fruit bat!”” — G. Norman Lippert ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“ Just stay still, if you stay still it can't find you. That's sharks, you idiot. Sharks and dinosaurs. This isn't Jurassic Park. ” — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
“Ladies and gentlemen,” Damien’s voice echoed throughout the grandstands from his place in the announcer’s booth, “we seem to be experiencing some sort of… — G. Norman Lippert Copy Share Image
“As Carl Sagan said, “Observation: I can’t see a thing. Conclusion: Dinosaurs.” — Nathalia Holt Copy Share Image
“Even if there is a cyclone around you, Believe that everything is gonna be alright!” — Md. Ziaul Haque Copy Share Image
“when someone leaves a freaking T. Rex to keep you safe, that's what you know it's a dangerous planet.” — Calista Skye Copy Share Image
“All the dinosaurs have gone off into the stars, leaving the world to mammals.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Earthquakes can't shake us. Cyclones can't break us. Hurricanes can't take away our love...” — Charice Copy Share Image
“My only ally was a snotty alien dinosaur who I hadn’t seen in days.” — Pamela F. Service Copy Share Image
Sometimes curiosity is a poison, not only for those who drink it but for everyone around it. — G. Norman Lippert Copy Share Image
“The Slytherin sleeping quarters felt to James like someplace a very tasteful and wealthy pirate captain might sleep. The room was wide, with a sunken floor and low ceilings hung with gargoyle head lanterns. The large beds were mahogany with great square pillars at each corner. The Slytherin House crest hung on curtains at the end of each bed. The… — G. Norman Lippert Copy Share
“I think James here has either just made a gorgeous friend or a sultry enemy,” Zane said, watching the swoop and drape of Tabitha’s… — G. Norman Lippert Copy Share Image
“Professor Longbottom only assigned us to write about spynuswort because it’s one of the three most useful plants in the magical world. If we… — G. Norman Lippert Copy Share Image
“The challenge of good men is not to thwart change, but to mold it as it comes, so that it may benefit rather than… — G. Norman Lippert Copy Share Image
“Thought you were making a James Band Joke. Hard to tell with that accent” — G. Norman Lippert Copy Share Image
“It has been said,” Jackson continued, beginning to pace slowly around the room, “that there is no such thing as a stupid question. No… — G. Norman Lippert Copy Share Image
“Suresy, are we? Mmm! Beans, beans, the musical fruit!” Peeves dismissed James and swooped back up to the rafters again. “The more I plant,… — G. Norman Lippert Copy Share Image
“Then I have an ivory chair high to sit upon, Almost like my father's chair, which is an ivory throne; There I sit uplift… — G. Norman Lippert Copy Share Image
“Merlin nodded gravely. “Doing what is right is nearly always simple, Mr. Potter. But it is never easy.” — G. Norman Lippert Copy Share Image
“Rain fell in great sheets, hitting the pavement hard enough to send up a blattering, dirty mist. A small man stood on the corner,… — G. Norman Lippert Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
