Humor Quote by G.A. Aiken

“As soon as they grow that genitalia, intelligence goes right out the window and we’re left with this thing that just wants to stick…

— G.A. Aiken

“Surely, if nature had intended us to be governed by our gonads, she wouldn’t have endowed us with an intellect.”

— Michiel Heyns

“Now, I’m not saying they can help it, all I am saying is that in order for this world to keep on progressing the…

— Fannie Flagg

“Despite his genius, what Darwin didn't know about sex could fill volumes. This is one of them.”

— Christopher Ryan

“Secrets and lies, they eat your insides until all you have left is a hard thin skin that covers you like the shell of…

— Russell Banks

“For the record, I do have genitals; and they are functional and aesthetically pleasing.”

— Chuck Lorre

How would you like your eggs?" I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized?

— Darynda Jones

“They worried to an excessive degree about getting gender correct, as if elves gave a shit. Humans could keep their concerns about everyone’s genitalia…

— Sabrina Zbasnik

“can't unscramble the egg no matter your wisdom and determination”

— Kaleb Kilton

“Why should the arbitrary assignment of genital parts determine whether or not you want to be with a person?”

— David Levithan

“I believe your grandmother needs lessons in sucking eggs.”

— John Flaxman's

“Well what?” said Peter. He knew but had learned that if there was one advantage to the male sex it was that your obtuseness…

— Brian McGreevy