Humor Quote by Frank Delaney

“I pierced my nose,” I said, dropping my chin just a little as my confidence faded. “I can see that,” she said blandly. “What…

— Monica Alexander

“Her head titled to the side and her eyebrows crept up her face. It was her uh-durrr face, she was just too kind to…

— H.M. Ward

“Well, that was another thing that hadn’t changed. Some people pick their noses, others habitually beat up old ladies on the streets.”

— Douglas Adams

“It was strange. That little zing that went through me when she looked up with those big green eyes. It was at that moment…

— Nyrae Dawn

“I told her yeah, but there was no skin on my voice and she heard the bones in my words like I did. And…

— Cath Crowley

“She had this uncanny sense of seeing things the way they were instead of the way you'd want them to be, of knowing me…

— Mike Gayle

“She sounded so bright and businesslike that I wondered if I had hallucinated the part where she basically told us we were all going…

— Rachel Hawkins

“I thought of trying to catch her eye, so she’d know I understood what she’d done, but I decided not to. Everyone needs to…

— Carol Rifka Brunt

“Ada just nodded and blew her nose into my handkerchief again. I decided it was hers to keep.”

— Jane Healey

“But when she finally says something, I know which part struck her the hardest. It’s the part that makes me look like the bastard…

— M. Leighton

“I’ll tell you a family secret,” she whispered enthusiastically. “It’s about the butler’s nose. Do you want to hear about the butler’s nose?” “That’s…

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

“The four of them stared at me. Half an hour ago we were strangers and I was beating the crap out of them; now…

— Jonathan Maberry