Humor Quote by Frank Beddor

“Okay, this bitch had style and class but she was whacked.”

— Kristen Ashley

“Shocked, the teacher rushed out and brought back the headmistress. Throughout the rest of the period, both of them tried to figure out who…

— Chetan Bhagat

“They called her a disgrace to the nurturing traditions of womankind. They threatened to paint a mustache on her and shoot off her nipples.”

— Tom Robbins

“Then a loud scraping sound pierced my ears. Mrs. Halliday glanced up, and so did most of the class. Someone let out a tiny…

— Katrina Kahler

“Sometimes the women much resent the men who call for war and have been known to rush upon them and beat them severely about…

— Peter Matthiessen

When we were doing 'The Office,' there was an area backstage where they worked on hair and makeup, and I was sitting there waiting…

— Phyllis Smith

“Even though they were staring at each other across a busy street, the little old lady and the gang of adolescent skinheads might just…

— Barbara Ardinger

“When she finished, the white teacher, his face streaked with tears, tapped his boss on the shoulder, and like a television cop handing in…

— Paul Beatty

“I grabbed my napkin and managed to pretend to sneeze which had the added effect of covering up most of my face which was…

— Diana Rowland

“They had money, but don’t you go talking about class.”

— Kate Morton

“Mr Hibma was sick of skinny, smelly, hormone-dazed kids staring at him and lying to him and asking him questions. He was sick of…

— John Brandon

“At once, she dropped her gaze 2 the floor so she wouldn’t have 2 meet the stares because she knew exactly how she looked,…

— elizabeth george