Bad Quote by Phyllis Smith

With "The Office," they said, "We don't want anyone we recognize, so give us unknown actors," and I think that was the break that…

— Jenna Fischer

“Actually, I liked the principal’s office. It was interesting to see the teachers come and go, talking about what they would have for lunch…

— Walter Dean Myers

“What the hell do you have on?” Emily looked down at her ensemble. “I have done something wrong, haven't I?” “Did Tinker put you…

— Bella Street

“Want to make out?” “With who?” she asks, not bothering to look up. “Me.” She lifts her head from her book just long enough…

— Simone Elkeles

“Static cackled from the cafeteria speaker. A bored female voice come on. “Victoria Brennan, please report to the headmaster's office. Victoria Brennan to the…

— Kathy Reichs

“They really kicked me out?" "Refunded the tuition and everything." Julie blinked a couple of times coming to grips with this tidbit. "So what…

— Ilona Andrews

“They started the meeting out by saying, "Everybody please take your seats" I was halfway back to my cubicle with mine before they stopped…

— Neil Leckman

I went in for an audition [for As Good As It Gets], but the audition was with James L. Brooks. I was the first…

— Julie Benz

“It’s about time. I was about to start without you.” Sam was ready to go, wired for sound with her headset, standing over the…

— J.T. Ellison

“Sounds great. Let me grab a quick shower.” “Good idea. I’ll wash your back,” he said, following me into the living room. “Why don’t…

— Kylie Scott

“Good luck on that job interview, Miss Potty Mouth. It’s a crying shame you can’t use me as your character reference.”

— Joslyn Westbrook

I had this job at Hollywood Video, and during my worst audition ever, I forgot all of my lines in front of Chuck Lorre…

— Lamorne Morris