Humor Quote by Evan Wright

“Every night was a somber, adults-only slumber party - no giggles or whispers, just lots of coughing and farting and snoring and groaning, the…

— Tom Perrotta

“Taking you outside and beating the bloody hell out of you sounds most enjoyable.”

— Glenda Diana

“They sit there for a minute while unknown forms of life pursue recreational activities in their food.”

— Thomas Pynchon

“I’m used to the other kind of party. The kind where you get to someone’s house and their mom shows you down to the…

— Becky Albertalli

“I was sitting by myself the other night doing the usual things one does when spending time alone with yourselves. You know, making mountains…

— Carrie Fisher

“Let me just say that I now know what it feels like to be the last one to show up a party. There is…

— Julie Rainey

“I went outside, tripping over slabs of sunshine the size of towns. The sun was like a crowd of people, it was a party,…

— Jeanette Winterson

“...somewhere, nearby voices filled with dusk, cabs and panhandlers and one drunken girl screeching like a wounded bird - all of it flushed with…

— Marisha Pessl

“When I sat on a camp stool in the garden in a black coat with a black flap hat I felt like a marble…

— Daniel Paul Schreber

“I sagged to my knees as the adrenaline wore off and my muscles started to shake, leaving me weak and nearly hyperventilating. I could…

— Julie Kagawa

“As we rode slowly through the battle camp, the sounds and smells of war overwhelmed my senses: horses stamping and sweating in anticipation; men…

— Virginia Chandler

“All kinds of weird stuff going down, whisperings in corners, significant matches struck and blown out. The whores, unoccupied, were drinking heavily. The police,…

— Iain Sinclair