Humor Quote by Emily Giffin

“Long past sunset an old blind woman sat on a camp-stool with her back to the stone wall of the Union of London and…

— Virginia Woolf

When you're 5 ft. 5 in., have a round Jewish face and wear glasses and refuse to wear contacts, you're going to get offered…

— Rick Moranis

Being able to wear contacts, you don't have to worry about your glasses falling off or how you look during your beam routine. As…

— Laurie Hernandez

Find someone with your heart; before you see them with your eyes and you'll know whether or not to wear your contacts.

— S Riley

No, I don’t wear contacts, and contrary to what some people have said, I do not have a glass eye.

— Jared Leto

High school taught me a valuable lesson about glasses: Don't wear them. Contacts have always seemed like too much work, so instead I just…

— David Sedaris

To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.

— Anonymous

“Nothing builds community like complaining.”

— Daniel Alarcón

Complaining about boring football is a little like complaining about the sad ending of King Lear: it misses the point somehow.

— Nick Hornby

To make a criticism is a bit like complaining about the shape of the Pyramids.

— Piers Brendon

I've become a guy who's like a complaining, whining neurotic.

— Billy Corgan

I don't like complaining, but I also don't like holding things in.

— Anonymous