Humor Quote by Emery Lord

“You shouldn't be wandering around in such a big city all by yourself. Even if it is Seattle.”

— Nenia Campbell

“All those ninnies have it wrong. The best thing about Seattle is the weather. The world over, people have ocean views. But across our…

— Maria Semple

“Good afternoon, Seattle. I'm listening.”

— Frasier Crane

“Living in Seattle is like being married to a beautiful woman who's sick all the time.”

— G.M. Ford

“As much as I try not to engage people in the grocery checkout, I couldn’t resist one day when I overheard one refer to…

— Maria Semple

“This is your life now?” “Guess so.” “Huh,” I said, summing up the situation perfectly. “Why don’t you go back to LA?” Blue eyes…

— Kylie Scott

“Seattle is for people who love culture, but refuse to sacrifice their wild nature to attain it.”

— Kimberly Kinrade

“Don’t tell me about the seasons in the East, don’t talk to me about eternal California summer. It’s enough to have a few days…

— Sam Hamill

“Seattle is the only city where you step in shit and you pray, Please God, let this be dog shit.”

— Maria Semple

“So if my ability to meditate was what was going to save the world, or at least save Portland, then I was pretty sure…

— Devon Monk

“Already, Seattle is taking hold of her. She still holds Sedona in the dry tan of her skin and in her hair, but the…

— Susan Wiggs

“I'm in love with the cities and people I've never met.”

— John Green