Humor Quote by Ellen Phillips

“I keep my love in the trunk. And I drive slowly over speed bumps, so she doesn’t bump her head around.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides it's all in the reflexes. ”

— Jack Burton

“THAT WASN'T A SPEED BUMP!!!”

— Laurel Johnson

“I like cars the way I like my men. I pick them up, grab the stick, and drive them hard down the straightaways and…

— Anonymous

“I’m just like this speed bump in the middle, slowing everyone down because I keep fucking up.”

— Eleanor Brown

“When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Sex seemed like a thing that might only happen to me at random, outside my control, like the weather.”

— Catherine Lacey

“the only thing men are fast at is sex.”

— Cherise Sinclair

“Speed did not feel exhilarating or thrilling anymore. It only felt like a rapid approach toward something distant that she couldn’t make out through…

— Abby Slovin

“Show me a woman who hasn't fantasized about getting in the car and leaving home, and I'll show you a woman who doesn't know…

— Susan Sussman

“Okay, if there's one thing you don't ever say to a woman on the edge it's that she's hormonal.”

— Gemma Halliday