Humor Quote by Elle Rush

“I accept your lovely invitation,” he said, then added, “I only have one caveat.” Her relief turned to wary suspicion as she eyed him.…

— Donna Kauffman

“She considered him further and decided he could definitely pass for a pirate. No, she thought, correcting herself. More like a sea captain, a…

— Madison Thorne Grey

“[Wind in your sails, a parrot on your shoulder… It’s pirate time!]”

— O. Penn-Coughin

“Arrr, shiver me timbers,” he said in an exaggerated pirate twang. He winked his uncovered eye and hooked his thumbs in his pants. “This…

— Jennifer Shirk

“Pirates?' Lara gasped. 'But we're not at sea. How can they be pirates?' Weren't pirates supposed to wear eye-patches, feather earrings and lots of…

— Lola Salt

“I don't get it. What's an Angry Pirate?”

— Juliana Stone

“How did you come to be a pirate?” “I was aboard a pirate ship.” She rolled her eyes at him. “How did you come…

— Jade Parker

“Was that some kind of romantic declaration, disguised as a filthy pirate sex offer?”

— Ruthie Knox

“Dude, he's Australian...not a pirate.”

— S.C. Stephens

“Hey." Lon said to Kar Yee, towering over her. "Hanging in there?" "This? Pfft. It's nothing." Kar Yee said with a silly grin. "How's…

— Jenn Bennett

“Are you a pirate?”

— Meg Cabot

“Mr. Alsworthy!” exclaimed Letty’s mother. “How can you laugh at such a matter! Although, I must say, I would have thought if a pirate…

— Lauren Willig