Humor Quote by Elizabeth Sharp Download Open image ““Did you just seriously quote Grease? I think I'm gonna have to revoke your man card.”” — Elizabeth Sharp ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Humour
“I think you pass your man card off to your wife when you get married. You’re still a man, but you’re her man.” — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
“He has officially ruined all other men for me and I am perfectly fine with that.” — Jessica Daniels Copy Share Image
“Don’t hide it on my account,” he growled. “You have the most damnably beautiful punctuation that I have ever seen. You make a man… — Courtney Milan Copy Share Image
“When given freedom of speech, most men merely quote other men.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“That was the thing about making love with your husband. You could just damned well touch him. You didn't need to wear lipstick or… — Randy Susan Meyers Copy Share Image
“Not having your man card for so long has clearly turned your brain to mush. ~Justin” — Reese Monroe Copy Share Image
“Men are funny characters, they must always have something to bemuse them.” — Henrik Ibsen Copy Share Image
“I can't believe I have to say this. You there, dashing male secretary! Drop the frying pan.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“If I had my time over I would do the same again, so would any man who dares call himself a man.” — Nelson Mandela Copy Share Image
“I have never allowed a gentleman to dictate to me, or to interfere with anything I do.” — Henry James Copy Share Image
“He went to the coffee pot and picked it up, attempting to pour a cup before he realized it was empty and frowned. "Why… — Elizabeth Sharp Copy Share Image
“Well, more or less, you just got struck by lightning." "Wait, what?" My brain stopped processing for a prolonged moment unable to wrap around… — Elizabeth Sharp Copy Share Image
“Nate shook his head with a crooked grin. "You haven't gone Back to the Future, McFly.” — Elizabeth Sharp Copy Share Image
“Know me, Amber. I am Amelia Hoffman, and that," I said emphatically, gesturing towards them, "is my family. And if you or anyone does… — Elizabeth Sharp Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image