Humor Quote by Dr Seuss Download Open image “I am a zizzer zazzer zuzz as you can plainly see.” — Dr Seuss ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Silly
Big Z, little Z, what begins with Z? I do. I'm a zizzer zazzer zuzz, as you can plainly see. — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
“Z is for Zany! Master the Zany habit of thinking backwards. it will help you become a really great thinker!” — Lucas Remmerswaal Copy Share Image
“W duszy jest zwierzęcość, a ciało miewa chwile uduchowienia. Zmysły mogą uszlachetnić,a intelekt stać się źródłem zepsucia. Któż może stwierdzić, gdzie się kończy bodziec… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“Anyway, zis is Austria. Now somesing else funny! Ze Austrians do not call it 'Austria.' Zey call it O-s-t-e-r-r-e-i-c-h!" and the professor wrote the… — Bertrand R. Brinley Copy Share Image
“Ty mnie zabiłeś! - ty mnie nauczyłeś czytać! W pięknych księgach i pięknym przyrodzeniu czytać! Ty dla mnie ziemię piekłem zrobiłeś (z żalem i… — Adam Mickiewicz Copy Share Image
“...i naciśnięty został guzik a nie był to zwyczajny piękny zdrowy guzik jak u zielonej mojej bluzy duglasówy lecz był to guz feralny guz… — Edward Stachura Copy Share Image
Today you are you. That is truer than true. Nobody on earth is youer than you. — Dr Seuss Copy Share Image
Do what you want, and say what you feel, because those who care dont matter, and those who matter dont care! — Dr Seuss Copy Share Image
I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one-hundred percent — Dr Seuss Copy Share Image
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better then your dreams. — Dr Seuss Copy Share Image
U know you're in luv wen u can't fall asleep because reality is finally better then ur dreams...!!!! — Dr Seuss Copy Share Image
“But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready, you see. Now my troubles are going To have troubles with me!” — Dr Seuss Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
