Baby Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “Turtles are greater than baby nephews, because it's ok to drop a turtle.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Baby Greater Nephew Turtles
Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing… — John Cornyn Copy Share Image
The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles don't do anything and they live for… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
There's something unnatural about losing a sibling when they're young. — Carlene Carter Copy Share Image
That's the way it is with firstborns. Mom and Dad may think they're in charge, but the firstborn knows better, and so does the… — Kevin Leman Copy Share Image
Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful. — Charles Osgood Copy Share Image
Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. — Alison Gopnik Copy Share Image
I have never understood the appeal of babies, they seem such horrible creatures most of the time! — Douglas Feaver Copy Share Image
In a way, it is easier to be the younger sibling, as the older one has to pave the way. — Motsi Mabuse Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
I didn't expect to be so comfortable handing my child off to a nanny without getting any of her information. As soon as she… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
Parents who are stressed or disturbed will have more difficulty in meeting their children's needs. Parents who have little support--from friends, relatives, neighbors, or… — Sheila Kamerman Copy Share Image
Shhh.” He put a finger to her lips. “Hear me out. I cannot deny that I would've liked to have made babies with you.… — Elizabeth Hoyt Copy Share Image
Baby, I love you. We argue about the stupidest shit then we turn around and laugh about it. I'm obsessed with you and you're… — Lindsay Copy Share Image
My dad's Israeli. He was born in Baghdad to Iraqi Jews. Then, at age two, his parents wanted to move to their homeland and… — Elliott Yamin Copy Share Image
I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Getting a burp out of your little thing when she needs it is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across at this point in… — Brad Pitt Copy Share Image
A new study reveals that one-third of babies in the U.S. have used a smartphone. Yeah, and one-third of babies in China have MADE… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
