About yourself Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “To make even fewer friends try talking about politics as much as you talk about yourself.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare About yourself Fewer Fewer friends Friendship Funny friendship Funny political Losing friends Politics Talking Trying
I am not comfortable discussing politics publicly; I am very comfortable talking about my friendships with people who happen to be in politics. — Robert Kraft Copy Share Image
A lot of people are in politics to make friends, too, instead of making positive change. Theyre worried about getting re-elected. — Jon Runyan Copy Share Image
“The variety of political positions shared on Facebook in the 2016 Presidential Election was both entertaining and, sadly, destructive. I observed friends of a… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
I have many, many old friends, and I always think that it's important, when you get into politics, to have friends you had before… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
“Conversations about politics can give you the somewhat errant impression that you can make a difference to people's lives by talking about what others… — Daniela Norris Copy Share Image
I never let politics get personal. You can have the most intense, heated debate on issues, and so long as you keep it on… — Phil Crane Copy Share Image
Many people talk about friendship when we meet them and then they keep on talking only. — Harshal Deolekar Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“they all have always loved you Will Herondale, for you cannot hide what is good about yourself, however har you try.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
People are in denial all the time, hiding things. If I tell you a racist or dirty joke and you laugh, you're telling me… — Martin Landau Copy Share Image
Change your thoughts, change your life. —LAO TZU When I was fighting depression, I remember hearing this expression and not understanding it at first.… — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
Dreams really tell you about yourself more than anything else in this world could ever tell you. — Sylvia Browne Copy Share Image
Start enjoying the things you like about yourself, and if there are things you want to change, either get to work on it or… — Benji Madden Copy Share Image
Always be yourself. There's only one you. You should embrace anything that you don't like about yourself because that's individual and that's you. — Jesy Nelson Copy Share Image
It's too distracting to read about yourself. You want to be perfect and you want everyone to love you, and that's never going to… — Saoirse Ronan Copy Share Image
If you want to know how to make people shun you and laugh at you behind your back and even despise you, here is… — Dale Carnegie Copy Share Image
The only thing a master can teach is how to learn about yourself. There are no secrets. They are only techniques to waken yourself. — Alejandro Jodorowsky Copy Share Image
I don't want to sell myself short. You hurt your spouse, not so much by the infidelity, but by the negative feelings about yourself… — Michael Zaslow Copy Share Image