Funny friendship Quotes

Be civil to all; serviceable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none.

— Benjamin Franklin

What I know for sure is that if you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out…

— Oprah Winfrey

When you face a crisis, you know who your true friends are.

— Magic Johnson

There are 3 faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

— Benjamin Franklin

Your friend is the man who knows you and still likes you.

— Elbert Hubbard

If you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.

— Muhammad Ali

Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his.

— Benjamin Franklin

My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.

— Anonymous

Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.

— Otto von Bismarck

Making it look easy is the hardest thing in the world to do.

— Sarah Ban Breathnach

Friends are "annuals" that need seasonal nurturing to bear blossoms. Family is a "perennial" that comes up year after year, enduring the…

— Erma Bombeck

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

— Mark Twain

If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog.

— Harry S. Truman

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.

— Anonymous

I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.

— Virginia Woolf

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo..

— Oprah Winfrey

Money cant buy friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

— Anonymous

Friendship is genuine when two friends can enjoy each others company without speaking a word to one another.

— Anonymous

You Too? I thought I was the only one.

— C. S. Lewis

The essence of true friendship, in my view, is to make allowances for one another's little lapses.

— David Storey

To make even fewer friends try talking about politics as much as you talk about yourself.

— Demetri Martin

Friends are like underwear, always near you. Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you. Best friends are like viagra, lift you…

— Anonymous

Everyone should have at least two friends - one to talk to and one to talk about.

— Anonymous

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.

— Oscar Wilde

The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

— Jay McInerney