Funny friendship Quotes

Your friend is the man who knows you and still likes you.

— Elbert Hubbard

There are 3 faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

— Benjamin Franklin

My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.

— Anonymous

Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.

— Otto von Bismarck

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.

— Anonymous

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo..

— Oprah Winfrey

We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.

— Benjamin Franklin

Money cant buy friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

— Anonymous

To make even fewer friends try talking about politics as much as you talk about yourself.

— Demetri Martin

The essence of true friendship, in my view, is to make allowances for one another's little lapses.

— David Storey

Best friend never tell you the truth, but good friend told you. The TRUTH about your food .

— Anonymous

I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.

— Virginia Woolf

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.

— Oscar Wilde

Friendship is genuine when two friends can enjoy each others company without speaking a word to one another.

— Anonymous

To find one real friend in a lifetime is good fortune; to keep him is a blessing.

— Baltasar Gracian

Everyone should have at least two friends - one to talk to and one to talk about.

— Anonymous

Friends are like underwear … Some crawl up your ass... Some snap under pressure... Some don't have the strength to hold you…

— Anonymous

Friends are like underwear, always near you. Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you. Best friends are like viagra, lift you…

— Anonymous

What I know for sure is that if you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out…

— Oprah Winfrey

Friends are "annuals" that need seasonal nurturing to bear blossoms. Family is a "perennial" that comes up year after year, enduring the…

— Erma Bombeck

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.

— Edwin Arlington Robinson

If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog.

— Harry S. Truman

When you face a crisis, you know who your true friends are.

— Magic Johnson

You Too? I thought I was the only one.

— C. S. Lewis

The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

— Jay McInerney

Making it look easy is the hardest thing in the world to do.

— Sarah Ban Breathnach

No man can be called friendless who has God and the companionship of good books.

— Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Be civil to all; serviceable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none.

— Benjamin Franklin

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

— Jon Foreman

If you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.

— Muhammad Ali

There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool.

— Anonymous

Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none.

— Benjamin Franklin

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying…

— The Maugles

Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his.

— Benjamin Franklin

Anyone can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend's success.

— Oscar Wilde

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

— Mark Twain