Amputees Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “The other night I was playing twister with some amputees.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Amputees Night Twister
One time I forgot my costume, and I had to do a scene in my pants, and I got my knob caught in a… — 2D Copy Share Image
At night I closed my eyes and saw my bones threading the mud of my grave. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
Grade three. Jurassic Park game. Being chased by a raptor, I fell, slid and bloodied myself. Elbow took it hard. — Alison Pill Copy Share Image
Richard was in heavy, heavy costume, he could hardly sit, you know, and I turned up and they put me in two layers of… — Michael Gambon Copy Share Image
I was coming from a very cerebral, dark, difficult, layered play by Christopher Hampton and doing an action movie in Hollywood (Die Hard) with… — Alan Rickman Copy Share Image
I know how twisters feel. I've touched down in trailer parks and wished I could do the same thing. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
When I was a bit younger, I did this tiny role on 'The Musketeers,' and I had to stay dead. — Ellie Bamber Copy Share Image
I got Bafta Elbow. I'd spent all night walking around with it clutched to my chest in case someone nicked it. The next morning… — Rebecca Front Copy Share Image
I fell in front of the SYTYCD dancers. I was tryin to do the twirl, and I bit it...pretty hard. Then Michael Johns made… — David Cook Copy Share Image
I played a paraplegic on a show called 'Neighbours.' Just turned up on set, sat in a wheelchair. The producer came up to me… — Liam Hemsworth Copy Share Image
I've been on sets where I broke my ankle on a television show doing a stunt playing Arthur in 'Camelot.' That was because it… — Jamie Campbell Bower Copy Share Image
Infrareds on little people standing with some big heads, I was Captain Kirk, walkin' with a black t-shirt. LAPD, the nurse asked did my knee hurt? I was in pain, little Martians tryin' ta take my brain, Hospitals came, detectives wrote down my name. I was to blame, my life never been the same. A true story; I tell ya,… — Kool Keith Copy Share
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
It's an objective fact that I am a double amputee, but it's very subjective opinion as to whether that makes me disabled. — Aimee Mullins Copy Share Image
With this blistering salvo of poetic gutshots Lawson has proven himself Bizarro’s true bard, its mad laureate. Switching from dark whimsy to retina-blast shock… — Jeremy Robert Johnson Copy Share Image
Percy’d heard stories about amputees who had phantom pains where their missing legs and arms used to be. That’s how his mind felt—like his… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
The nurse is temporarily the consciousness of the unconscious, the love of life of the suicidal, the leg of the amputee, the eyes of… — Virginia Henderson Copy Share Image
His contagious conviction that our love was unique and desperate infected me with an anxious sickness; soon we would learn to treat one another with the circumspect tenderness of comrades who are amputees, for we were surrounded by the most moving images of evanesecence, fireworks, morning glories, the old, children. But the most moving of these images were the intagible… — Angela Carter Copy Share
Amputees suffer pains, cramps, itches in the leg that is no longer there. That is how she felt without him, feeling his presence where… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez Copy Share Image
The injured runner is like a recent amputee victim, continually forgetting that the limb isn't there, crestfallen at each realization. What we need more… — Lauren Fleshman Copy Share Image
The nurse is temporarily the consciousness of the unconscious, the love of life for the suicidal, the leg of the amputee, the eyes of… — Virginia Henderson Copy Share Image
There’s an important difference and distinction between the objective medical fact of my being an amputee and the subjective societal opinion of whether or… — Aimee Mullins Copy Share Image
I've had journalists asking me, 'What do we call you - is it handicapped, are you disabled, physically challenged?' I said, 'Well hopefully you… — Aimee Mullins Copy Share Image
I'm not an advocate for disability issues. Human issues are what interest me. You can't possibly speak for a diverse group of people. I… — Aimee Mullins Copy Share Image
If the legs did provide such an advantage that some of the people are claiming they did, then there would be a lot more… — Oscar Pistorius Copy Share Image
