Funny music Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “It would be interesting if Elvis were reincarnated as an Elvis impersonator.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny music Ifs Impersonators Interesting Reincarnation Would be
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.” — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
“If life was fair, Elvis would still be alive and all the impersonators dead.” — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
I think Elvis would be alive today, probably, if he had been allowed to mix and mingle with his fans. I think it was… — Minnie Pearl Copy Share Image
Two thousand years from now they'll still be hearing about Elvis Presley. — Wolfman Jack Copy Share Image
I doubt very much if The Beatles would have happened if it was not for Elvis. — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis, not the young, cool guy... — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
No way! Let me tell you, I'm no Elvis. Elvis had his time. I'm Vanilla Ice, and it's my turn now. — Vanilla Ice Copy Share Image
Elvis transcends his talent to the point of dispensing with it altogether. — Greil Marcus Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I have no pleasure in any man who despises music. It is no invention of ours: it is a gift of God. I place… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
If in the after life there is not music, we will have to import it. — Domenico Cieri Copy Share Image
All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
A good composer is slowly discovered and a bad composer is slowly found out. — Ernest Newman Copy Share Image
I can destroy a dance floor. I think life should be a musical. I always hate it when people watch a musical and they… — Zachary Levi Copy Share Image
Music is the only thing in this world, with the exception of sneezing and looking at the sunset, that takes you to a place… — Stephan Jenkins Copy Share Image
Yeah, after making Pablo Honey, we started experimenting with cloning myself in order to double the band's creative energy. However, the experiment was a… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
