Elvis Quote by Jill S. Alexander

“His eyebrows pulled in. “You won’t leave me, right? Even when I’m a pain in the ass?” “I vowed in front of God –…

— Jamie McGuire

“If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.”

— Johnny Carson

“If life was fair, Elvis would still be alive and all the impersonators dead.”

— Johnny Carson

“I hope there's a God, I know there's an Elvis.”

— Morgan Matson

“With 87 other Elvis impersonators, I’m going to take over the world. Starting with Vegas. We will gyrate our hips out of love, and…

— Jarod Kintz

“Elvis is the soul of discretion.”

— Kathy Bryson

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

— Johnny Carson

If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

— Anonymous

“Every time Elvis sings, he makes a bargain with the devil -- just like Captain Ahab in MOBY DICK!”

— Greil Marcus

“God requires your sacrifice of praise, at precisely what seems like the worst moment, because it reveals Christ Jesus in your life.”

— Terry Law

“This is the day the Lord has made, suck it up and rejoice.”

— Donna White Glaser

“I can dig Elvis.”

— Dean Winchester