Elvis Quote by Johnny Carson

If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

— Anonymous

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

— Johnny Carson

It would be interesting if Elvis were reincarnated as an Elvis impersonator.

— Demetri Martin

“With 87 other Elvis impersonators, I’m going to take over the world. Starting with Vegas. We will gyrate our hips out of love, and…

— Jarod Kintz

“Elvis is the soul of discretion.”

— Kathy Bryson

What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis, not the young, cool guy...

— Bill Hicks

“I hope there's a God, I know there's an Elvis.”

— Morgan Matson

What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis; not the young, cool guy, always…

— Bill Hicks

“If life was fair, you wouldn't be here.”

— Courtney Summers

Eventually everyone has to die, except Elvis.

— Dave Barry

“His eyebrows pulled in. “You won’t leave me, right? Even when I’m a pain in the ass?” “I vowed in front of God –…

— Jamie McGuire

“I can dig Elvis.”

— Dean Winchester