What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? — Irv Kupcinet Alive Copy Share Image
What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive? — Irv Kupcinet About Copy Share Image
A girl is grown up when she stops counting on her fingers and starts counting on her legs. — Irv Kupcinet Counting Copy Share Image
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. — Irv Kupcinet Dieting Copy Share Image
I've reported murders, scandals, marriages, premieres and national political conventions. I've been amused, intrigued, outraged, enthralled and exasperated by Chicago. And I've… — Irv Kupcinet Amused Copy Share Image
