Abby-abernathy Quote by Jamie McGuire

“As if my day couldn't get any worse, I was about to be preached to by an Evangelical Elvis impersonator.”

— Jill S. Alexander

“His body walks out onto the darkened stage , and a roar goes up from the crowd. He stands in front of the mic,…

— Joseph Garraty

“Elvis is the soul of discretion.”

— Kathy Bryson

“I hope there's a God, I know there's an Elvis.”

— Morgan Matson

“Then hearing Elvis today made me think I didn't have a lot to bitch about, but when I said that to Mr. Nak after…

— Chris Crutcher

“A couple of days after the last time I saw him, I got a typically well-written postcard. He said that after he kissed me…

— Sarah Vowell

“I’ll stare the bastard in the face as he screams to God, and I’ll laugh harder when he whimpers like a baby. And when…

— Frank Miller

“Jesus, would you look at him. Hair too long and too blond. Eyes too sexy and too blue. Body too buff, ego in danger…

— Cindy Gerard

“He looks in my eyes in a pitying sort of way. “It’s such a shame,” he says, “that we couldn’t have met under different…

— Scarlett Edwards

“I can dig Elvis.”

— Dean Winchester

“Something told me to take a leap of faith. To go with the flow and take that leap. It was the crazy, idiotic part…

— Dorothy Koomson

“Behind the tough, scary act, his eyes were begging me to stay and love him unconditionally.”

— Kirsty Moseley