Funny music Quotes

I have no pleasure in any man who despises music. It is no invention of ours: it is a gift of God.…

— Martin Luther

If in the after life there is not music, we will have to import it.

— Domenico Cieri

All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by…

— Dave Barry

I smash guitars because I like them.

— Pete Townshend

If the King loves music, it is well with the land.

— Mencius

Music has been my playmate, my lover, and my crying towel.

— Buffy Sainte-Marie

A good composer is slowly discovered and a bad composer is slowly found out.

— Ernest Newman

I can destroy a dance floor. I think life should be a musical. I always hate it when people watch a musical…

— Zachary Levi

Music is the only thing in this world, with the exception of sneezing and looking at the sunset, that takes you to…

— Stephan Jenkins

Yeah, after making Pablo Honey, we started experimenting with cloning myself in order to double the band's creative energy. However, the experiment…

— Thom Yorke

It would be interesting if Elvis were reincarnated as an Elvis impersonator.

— Demetri Martin

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

— Tom Waits

When a piece gets difficult, make faces.

— Artur Schnabel

What passion cannot music raise and quell!

— John Dryden

I never had much interest in the piano until I realized that every time I played, a girl would appear on the…

— Duke Ellington

Beethoven always sounds to me like the upsetting of a bag of nails, with here and there an also dropped hammer.

— John Ruskin

Without music, life would be an error. The German imagines even God singing songs

— Friedrich Nietzsche

To the U.S. and the world, I'm just known as some funny song and some funny music, some funny video guy. But…

— PSY

To me a guitar is kind of like a woman. You don't know why you like 'em but you do.

— Waylon Jennings

The joy of music should never be interrupted by a commercial.

— Leonard Bernstein

After I saw Jimmy [Hendrix] play, I just went home and wondered what the f*** I was going to do with my…

— Jeff Beck

When people ask me what 'American Pie' means, I tell them it means I don't ever have to work again if I…

— Don McLean

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

— Kin Hubbard

They tell me Wagner's music is better than it sounds.

— Edgar Wilson Nye

People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'

— Al Yankovic