Funny music Quotes

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

— Kin Hubbard

What passion cannot music raise and quell!

— John Dryden

Music has been my playmate, my lover, and my crying towel.

— Buffy Sainte-Marie

I smash guitars because I like them.

— Pete Townshend

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

— Tom Waits

The joy of music should never be interrupted by a commercial.

— Leonard Bernstein

If the King loves music, it is well with the land.

— Mencius

If in the after life there is not music, we will have to import it.

— Domenico Cieri

A good composer is slowly discovered and a bad composer is slowly found out.

— Ernest Newman

To me a guitar is kind of like a woman. You don't know why you like 'em but you do.

— Waylon Jennings

Without music, life would be an error. The German imagines even God singing songs

— Friedrich Nietzsche

When people ask me what 'American Pie' means, I tell them it means I don't ever have to work again if I…

— Don McLean

Beethoven always sounds to me like the upsetting of a bag of nails, with here and there an also dropped hammer.

— John Ruskin

After I saw Jimmy [Hendrix] play, I just went home and wondered what the f*** I was going to do with my…

— Jeff Beck

It would be interesting if Elvis were reincarnated as an Elvis impersonator.

— Demetri Martin

I have no pleasure in any man who despises music. It is no invention of ours: it is a gift of God.…

— Martin Luther

I can destroy a dance floor. I think life should be a musical. I always hate it when people watch a musical…

— Zachary Levi

Music is the only thing in this world, with the exception of sneezing and looking at the sunset, that takes you to…

— Stephan Jenkins

To the U.S. and the world, I'm just known as some funny song and some funny music, some funny video guy. But…

— PSY

I never had much interest in the piano until I realized that every time I played, a girl would appear on the…

— Duke Ellington

All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by…

— Dave Barry

When a piece gets difficult, make faces.

— Artur Schnabel

They tell me Wagner's music is better than it sounds.

— Edgar Wilson Nye

Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.

— Anonymous

Music is the medicine of the breaking heart.

— Leigh Hunt

Some people have lives; some people have music.

— John Green

Music gives a soul to the universe.

— Plato

Next to music beer was best.

— Carson McCullers

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words.

— Victor Hugo

Nothing is more beautiful than a guitar, except, possibly two.

— Frederic Chopin

Patrick actually used to be popular before Sam bought him some good music.

— Stephen Chbosky

I always make sure that the lid over the keyboard is open before I start to play.

— Artur Schnabel

Buy real records in real shops, or I'll come round your house and scream at your mother.

— Ian Gillan

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

— George Burns

People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'

— Al Yankovic

Music to me is like breathing. I don't get tired of breathing, I don't get tired of music.

— Ray Charles

Music is indeed the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life.

— Ludwig van Beethoven

There's nothing like the eureka moment of knocking off a song that didn't exist before - I won't compare it to sex,…

— Paul McCartney

I've outdone anyone you can name - Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, Strauss. Irving Berlin, he wrote 1,001 tunes. I wrote 5,500.

— James Brown

It's funny when you put music up against picture, and all your preconceptions go away, and you start over. You just realize…

— Victor Levin