Cyclops Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “It is impossible for a cyclops to wink.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cyclops Impossible Winking
“The eye of a hurricane is a real Cyclops, and confusing a blink with a wink can be deadly. Sometimes I flirt at 100… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
A man of maxims only is like a Cyclops with one eye, and that in the back of his head. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge Copy Share Image
“He’s half blind,” Orafoura said. “Oh,” I said, “he’s only got one eye? They call that a Cyclops.” “No, he’s got two eyes,” Orafoura replied.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It's all right if you don't mind looking at the world from the point of view of a paralyzed Cyclops—for a split second. — David Hockney Copy Share Image
“Tess focuses on Cyclops’s placid, one-eyes face. He lost one of his black button eyes year ago, but she wouldn’t let Mrs. O’Hare replace… — Jessica Spotswood Copy Share Image
“The phrase “In the blink of an eye” is misleading, because one eye closing and opening is not a blink—it’s a wink.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
That's not precisely what I had in mind." Jamie, I had found out by accident a few days previously, had never mastered the art… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
“Even though I wore an eye patch, the Cyclops and I, we didn’t see eye to eye. We argued about the nature of love,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
[Tyson] looked him over with that massive baby-brown eye. “You are not dead. I like it when you are not dead.” Ella fluttered to… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
It's all right if you don't mind looking at the world from the point of view of a paralyzed Cyclops—for a split second. — David Hockney Copy Share Image
We love Cyclops and as you know, we love James. It's a great team and we'll continue the team, obviously. — Avi Arad Copy Share Image
Tyson charged at the Cyclops leader, Ma Gasket, her chain-mail dress spattered with mud and decorated with broken spears. She gawked at Tyson and… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Tyson pounding the Earthborn into the ground like a game of whack-a-mole. Ella was fluttering… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
You're bruised, as ugly as one of your Cyclops, and I can barely stand to look at you." - Duncan to Madelyne. — Julie Garwood Copy Share Image
The thought of killing myself had slowed me down to five miles per hour. The thought of killing someone else stopped me completely. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I love a straightforward character. I am the guy who loves Cyclops on the 'X-Men', because he is square. — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
There is nothing wrong with photography, if you don't mind the perspective of a paralysed Cyclops. — David Hockney Copy Share Image
Okay," Annabeth said. "What exactly do you smell?" "Something bad," Tyson answered. "Great," Annabeth grumbled. "That clears it up. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
A man of maxims only is like a Cyclops with one eye, and that in the back of his head. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge Copy Share Image