Able Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “I wonder if, as a society, we will ever be able to call someone a jive tofurkey.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Able Community Ifs Society Wonder
I think it would be impossible if you had a name like mine not to get a little flack for it. — Michael Winterbottom Copy Share Image
People should be called the way that they want to be called rather than us coming up with terms that maybe we're more comfortable… — Blase J. Cupich Copy Share Image
That which we call a snob by any other name would still be snobbish. — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
We should be careful of the insults we fling at others, lest they return and land at our feet, newly minted to apply to… — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
It's not nice to be called a nutter, because it dismisses the input I've had into my own destiny over the years. — Roisin Murphy Copy Share Image
Every one knows the veneration which was paid by the Jews to a name so great, wonderful, and holy. They would not let it… — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
I've always been aware that to be named after someone from the past carries with it all kinds of bittersweetness. — Morris Gleitzman Copy Share Image
One has to live with the ignominy of a garish sticker slapped over one's face, proclaiming '? — Michael Heseltine Copy Share Image
A man that should call everything by its right name would hardly pass the streets without being knocked down as a common enemy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I am certain that children always know more than they are able to tell, and that makes the big difference between them and adults,… — Jacques Lusseyran Copy Share Image
I have observed this in my experience of slavery, - that whenever my condition was improved, instead of its increasing my contentment, it only… — Frederick Douglass Copy Share Image
There is something about the South that accepts the supernatural. If you don't accept it and you're having a conversation with someone who does,… — Alice Englert Copy Share Image
In the '80s, the way radio was programmed, if you didn't have a hit record you weren't going to be able to make any… — Huey Lewis Copy Share Image
I think I've had the longest career of strength, focus, and still being able to sell records. I think I'm that guy. I'm still… — Nas Copy Share Image
I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Thinking about the things that happened, I don't know any other ball player would could have done what he (Jackie Robinson) did. To be… — Pee Wee Reese Copy Share Image
Government schools, with your tax money, now discourage the teaching of multiplication tables by rote memorization but teach reading by the 'look-and-say' method which… — Greg Perry Copy Share Image
I don't know if I would qualify as mainstream. I think I have managed to function pretty successfully on the fringes of the music… — Pat Metheny Copy Share Image
What we're supposed to do as actors is be able to portray real human beings and emotions. And if you grow up in this… — Emily Browning Copy Share Image
The reason that Apple is able to create products like iPad is because we always try to be at the intersection of technology and… — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
