All time Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “I think one of the most groundbreaking inventions of all time is the jackhammer.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare All time Groundbreaking Innovation Invention Thinking Time
“Our greatest invention in the past 200 years was not a particular gadget or tool but the invention of the scientific process itself. Once… — Kevin Kelly Copy Share Image
“Our greatest invention in the past 200 years was not a particular gadget or tool but the invention of the scientific process itself.” — Kevin Kelly Copy Share Image
The most amazing and effective inventions are not those which do most honour to the human genius. — Voltaire Copy Share Image
The greatest inventions are those inquiries which tend to increase the power of man over matter. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men. — Nikola Tesla Copy Share Image
I think the most beautiful inventions are the ones you don't think of. — Diane Arbus Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
To be positive at all times is to ignore all that is important, sacred or valuable. To be negative at all times is to… — Kurt Cobain Copy Share Image
One of our great allies at present is the Church itself. Do not misunderstand me. I do not mean the Church as we see… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
Let us at all times remember that all American citizens are brothers of a common country, and should dwell together in bonds of fraternal… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
I have learned so much from my dad. Perhaps the biggest thing I've learned from my dad is how to be prepared at all… — Jay Sekulow Copy Share Image
I don't know whether we think in moving images or whether we think in still images. I have a suspicion that on our hard… — Jon Snow Copy Share Image
If you are my friend,you are down for me at all times,not just when it's convenient. — Jasmine V Copy Share Image
At age 22 I set what I insist is an all-time record for distance hitchhiking in Bermuda shorts: 3,700 miles in three weeks. — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Perhaps if only once you did enjoy The thousandth part of all the happiness A heart beloved enjoys, returning love, Repentant, you would surely… — Torquato Tasso Copy Share Image
I think, as a filmmaker, it's important to be honest with yourself at all times in terms of what's working and what's not. — Adam Wingard Copy Share Image
For all the concern about bodies and weight, 'Baywatch' has three huge catering trucks on the set at all times. One for entrees, one… — Nicole Eggert Copy Share Image
'Lost Boys' is one of my all-time faves. I just thought it would be great to be a vampire. I remember this movie called… — Lena Headey Copy Share Image