Humorous Quote by Demetri Martin

“What's more, he was going to have a full American breakfast with bacon and eggs, none of this continental bullshit.”

— Gish Jen

“Even though the whole world had slid of its axis. Breakfast was breakfast. How dare it be?”

— Neal Shusterman

“Culture doesn’t just eat strategy for breakfast. It eats it for every meal of the day, week, month, and year.”

— Brian Reese

“Breakfast isn't breakfast without breakfast.”

— Laura C Goodwin

“The world eats good men for breakfast.”

— Mark Lawrence

“Conquered by breakfast foods. A new kind of pathetic.”

— Amy McNamara

Breakfast is a notoriously difficult meal to serve with a flourish.

— Clement Freud

“those who have experienced your hospitality at night, have little occasion for breakfast in the morning.—”

— Walter Scott

“We met every morning, still bearded with toast crumbs from our continental breakfasts.”

— Karen Russell

“lunch (not breakfast) is the most important meal of the day,”

— Daniel H. Pink

“Fortunately they have started offering a liquid breakfast here. A liquid lunch as well, if necessary. It saves quite a bit of chewing.”

— Hendrik Groen

“Yes, I once was the toast of two continents! (...Greenland & Australia).”

— Dorothy Parker