Clown Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “Clowns have no respect for pie.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clown Inspirational No respect Pie Respect
Never say 'no' to pie. No matter what, wherever you are, diet-wise or whatever, you know what? You can always have a small piece… — Al Roker Copy Share Image
I hate clowns and I would never do anything getting near a clown, I can't go to the circus. — Ty Simpkins Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“October 3, 2017 The clown, Hagarty said, looked like a cross between Ronald McDonald and that old TV clown, Bozo—or so he thought at… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon) — D. J. MacHale Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a clown when I was a kid, so I love interacting and goofing around with kids. — Eric Stonestreet Copy Share Image
I try to be the clown and court jester and make people laugh. At the same time, you have people in the hospital who… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
You know, I was the class clown in Catholic school, but I never thought I would make a living out of it! — Sofia Vergara Copy Share Image
You see, this heart, won't settle down; just like a child, running, scared, from a clown. Demi Lovato — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
When I first started getting into acting, I was doing improv in acting class, and I had done a serious monologue and everyone was… — Miles Teller Copy Share Image
Writing is for men who can think and feel, not mindless sensation seekers out of nightclubs and bars. But these are bad times. We… — Naguib Mahfouz Copy Share Image
“If i'm gonna be described as a clown for my actions, I might aswell be a whole circus” — Bee Copy Share Image
Is that love? It seems like a pale word, too easily tossed about by people who don’t know the meaning of it, who twist… — Ann Aguirre Copy Share Image
