Bowling Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bowling Ifs Interesting Would be
But I love bowling in India, the grounds are quite flat whereas in South Africa you feel you are running uphill. — Dale Steyn Copy Share Image
I think a new, different kind of bowling should be "carpet bowling." It's just like regular bowling, only the lanes are carpet instead of… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I guess bowling is pretty mechanical. It's kind of a natural motion, but you have to stick within those mechanics. — Mookie Betts Copy Share Image
Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It's F = ma. So it is actually one of the most science-y sports, because it literally… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
Conditions dictate how much fast bowling you face compared to how much spin you face. — Michael Clarke Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
American society is now remarkably atomized. Political organizations have collapsed. In fact, it seems like even bowling leagues are collapsing. The left has a… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
If you look hard enough, you can find race issues and racism in everything. I know people who say, 'See, I don't play pool… — Chi McBride Copy Share Image
I guess bowling is pretty mechanical. It's kind of a natural motion, but you have to stick within those mechanics. — Mookie Betts Copy Share Image
The time I spend bowling with the white ball is a lot less than in Test cricket. — Jofra Archer Copy Share Image
He has defined cricket in his fabulous, impeccable manner. He is to batting what Shane Warne is to bowling. — Richie Benaud Copy Share Image
Bowling, I like bowling. I've been getting into this bowling thing. It's kinda fun. — Queen Latifah Copy Share Image
In most cases, the best strategy for a job interview is to be fairly honest, because the worst thing that can happen is that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Few Americans have ever met their Congresspeople. They don't see them at the grocery store; they don't meet them at the bowling alley. They're… — Ben Shapiro Copy Share Image
At that speed, batsmen are almost trying to premeditate where the ball will be - they feel like they don't have time to react… — James Anderson Copy Share Image
