Bunch Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “A parade looks like a bunch of people are excited about being in traffic.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bunch Excited Looks Parades People Traffic Traffic jam
If you are being run out of town, get in front of the crowd and make it look like a parade. — Sally Stanford Copy Share Image
“I have a rule: Anything that can be done privately does not need to be performed publicly. It’s why I love the gays but… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not really interested in order to get where you're going. — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
When you're on top and you lead the parade, everyone's there throwing lilies and lilac water on your head. But when those parades have… — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
If you believe that some day it's going to happen, some day it probably will happen. You just have to make sure you're there… — Steve Case Copy Share Image
I've been in some small parades where they have turned down some side street and a few people are sitting on the curb with… — Judy Norton Copy Share Image
“A procession is a participants' journey, while a parade is a performance with an audience.” — Rebecca Solnit Copy Share Image
Humanity has a strange fondness for following processions. Get four men following a banner down the street, and, if that banner is inscribed with… — John Dos Passos Copy Share Image
The most intense curiosity and excitement prevailed, and though the weather was uncertain, enormous masses of densely packed people lined the road, shouting and… — Fanny Kemble Copy Share Image
People crown kings and queens at homecoming parades all the time. We do a lot of things in our society that are simply symbolic. — Danny K. Davis Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
At the drop of a hat, people will say there are no roles for women after 40. It's there with a bunch of other… — Lesley Nicol Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I started off playing by ear, and being around a bunch of musicians and playing in the streets and in the different parades and,… — Troy Andrews Copy Share Image
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In summer, my Sundays are often taken up with cricket. I play with a bunch of other over-competitive and overenthusiastic guys who I have… — Ben Elliot Copy Share Image
There's when a phrase circles in my head in a number of ways for any number of days, weeks, or months, and then that… — Dan Mangan Copy Share Image
Do you know what it is sir? Do you know what the Dance Dance Revolution is? It's not an actual revolution, so you don't… — Russell Peters Copy Share Image
I would say my fraternity was nothing but a bunch of farm boys; we weren't really in the whole fraternity scene, but yeah, that's… — Luke Bryan Copy Share Image
In a way, we are magicians. We are alchemists, sorcerers and wizards. We are a very strange bunch. But there is great fun in… — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
Rita folded her arms around herself and peered up at me. “If you’d asked me three months ago I’d have said you were hitting… — C.E. Murphy Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be in a band with a bunch of dudes who loved Green Day and all that. — Ashton Irwin Copy Share Image
No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
