Exciting Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “Parades are man's attempt to make traffic exciting.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Exciting Men Parades Traffic
A parade looks like a bunch of people are excited about being in traffic. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“I have a rule: Anything that can be done privately does not need to be performed publicly. It’s why I love the gays but… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I've been in some small parades where they have turned down some side street and a few people are sitting on the curb with… — Judy Norton Copy Share Image
Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not really interested in order to get where you're going. — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
When you're on top and you lead the parade, everyone's there throwing lilies and lilac water on your head. But when those parades have… — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
If you are being run out of town, get in front of the crowd and make it look like a parade. — Sally Stanford Copy Share Image
Humanity has a strange fondness for following processions. Get four men following a banner down the street, and, if that banner is inscribed with… — John Dos Passos Copy Share Image
People crown kings and queens at homecoming parades all the time. We do a lot of things in our society that are simply symbolic. — Danny K. Davis Copy Share Image
Sugar, it's no parade but you'll get down the street one way or another, so you'd just as well throw your shoulders back and… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
When I've ridden in parades, I always throw to the kids, the elderly and anyone who is smiling and having a great time. I… — Bryan Batt Copy Share Image
If you believe that some day it's going to happen, some day it probably will happen. You just have to make sure you're there… — Steve Case Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
It's like saying French shouldn't be taught because you don't understand it because it's new. Shakespeare is just like learning a new, exciting language. — Samuel Barnett Copy Share Image
The show was number one in the ratings, Gordon Russell was our head writer, the story lines were magnificent and the acting most exciting.… — Michael Storm Copy Share Image
With all the technology we're inventing and what they're coming up with scientifically, people are having longer lifetimes. It's scary, but in the same… — Brittany Murphy Copy Share Image
Life can be difficult sometimes, it gets bumpy. What with family and kids and things not going exactly like you planned. But that's what… — Joyce Van Patten Copy Share Image
A great read; an exciting, frightening account of organized crime today. But like all important works of nonfiction, it goes further… This book is… — Le Ly Hayslip Copy Share Image
My first company, Pure Software, was exciting and innovative in the first few years and bureaucratic and painful in the last few before it… — Reed Hastings Copy Share Image
Schools must inquire deeper into their own practices, explore new ways to motivate their learners, make use of learning styles, introduce multiple intelligences, integrate… — Michael Fullan Copy Share Image
I'm not a fan of endless mystery in storytelling - I like to know where the mythology's going; I like to get there in… — Eric Kripke Copy Share Image
A perfect movie is a different thing, but a funny movie is easy. I was really happy that I got everyone that I got.… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
Napster has pointed the way for a new direction for music distribution, and we believe it will form the basis of important and exciting… — Barry Diller Copy Share Image
In science, the most exciting expression isn’t ‘Eureka!’ It’s ‘Huh?’ — Michael Hawley Copy Share Image
I still consider it a summer job, though. So, I try to maintain that summer job as long as I can. But it's exciting… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
