Order Quote by Christopher Morley

If you believe that some day it's going to happen, some day it probably will happen. You just have to make sure you're there…

— Steve Case

If you're watching a parade, don't follow it. It never changes. If the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction. You will fast-forward…

— Mitch Hedberg

“I have a rule: Anything that can be done privately does not need to be performed publicly. It’s why I love the gays but…

— Greg Gutfeld

When you're on top and you lead the parade, everyone's there throwing lilies and lilac water on your head. But when those parades have…

— Sylvester Stallone

If you are being run out of town, get in front of the crowd and make it look like a parade.

— Sally Stanford

Sugar, it's no parade but you'll get down the street one way or another, so you'd just as well throw your shoulders back and…

— Barbara Kingsolver

Parades are man's attempt to make traffic exciting.

— Demetri Martin

I tell you, if you're in the front row of the parade and you stop walking, pretty soon you're back in the tuba section.…

— Phil McGraw

I can headline a festival and then literally, 10 minutes later, be walking around, and nobody notices.

— Passenger

I've been in some small parades where they have turned down some side street and a few people are sitting on the curb with…

— Judy Norton

We looked like a parade barely moving toward YOU MIGHT GET LOST.

— Richard Brautigan

I like parades.

— Jim Nantz