Humor Quote by David Seller

“Neither look the gift-horse in the mouth or stand too close behind.”

— H. Beland

“Never look a gift horse in the magazine well.”

— D.A. Roberts

Remember, a Trojan is more than a horse.

— Judy Sheindlin

Trust not the horse, O Trojans. Be it what it may, I fear the Grecians even when they offer gifts.

— Virgil

“The horse, it must be said, was quite surprised.”

— Douglas Adams

“Wild horses wouldn't draw it from you?”

— Stevenson, Robert Louis

“Don't kick the horse's mouth that feeds you.”

— Ryan Fowler

“I was drawn to horses as if they were magnets. It was in my blood. I must have inherited from my grandfather a genetic…

— Allan J. Hamilton

“He stopped the horse abruptly, turning to look at me. "One act of kindness cannot repay all the sins I have committed.”

— H. A. Lamb

“...the horse is by no means a ‘wild beast’ or a stupid animal as sometimes described by thoughtless persons.”

— Alois Podhajsky

“In my life, I have been kicked by horses and bitten by them. I've been stepped on, crushed against gates, and thrown to the…

— Craig Johnson

“Taint what a horse looks like, it’s what a horse be.”

— Terry Pratchett