Quote by David Sedaris Download Open image ““It is not unpleasant to hold someone else's warm teeth in your hand...”” — David Sedaris ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Don't let your teeth make you lose respect by permanently keeping them opened for the sake of being friendly.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Some people would always have the nerve, that you're glad you dont have in your tooth.” — Nikhil Sharda Copy Share Image
“The dentist swiveled on his heels and disappeared, leaving me there to massage my jaw back into feeling after its brief, masochistic marriage to… — Jonathan Lethem Copy Share Image
“The world has teeth and it can bite you with them any time it wants.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Do not be afraid to bare your teeth - you were not brought into this world covered in blood to become a gentle, tamed… — Nichole McElhaney Copy Share Image
“Let's here it for modern dentistry, eh?" I said, and he grimaced. Actually, as much as people dislike going to the dentist now, try… — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
“Whoever he is, he is not worth all this. And I will never unclench my teeth long enough to tell him so.” — Alice Walker Copy Share Image
“I ground my teeth as I bit back words I knew would hurt. That was the danger with knowing and loving others. You always… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“Plenty of animals had pets, but few were more devoted than the mouse, who owned a baby corn snake—“A rescue snake, she’d be quick… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“never fall asleep in a Dumpster, never underestimate a bee, never drive a convertible behind a flatbed truck, never get old, never get drunk… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“It was a father, one hand resting teapot-style on his hip, and the other - what would be the spout - formed into a… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“A Japanese woman we’d met in Paris came to the apartment yesterday and spent several hours explaining our appliances. The microwave, the water kettle,… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
One thing I like about the United States, and I kind of miss about the United States, is there's an election coming up here… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
When you read comic material and people aren't laughing how do you know they're listening. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“You have how many children in your family?" the teacher would ask. "I'm guessing you must be Catholic, am I right?” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Like most seasoned phonies, I roundly suspect that everyone is as disingenuous as I am.” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“You just take and take don´t you? Out there with your thumb in the air—not a care in the world, just grabbing whatever you… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
In other parts of the country people tried to stay together for the sake of the children. In New York they tried to work… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
My boyfriend got me a computer three years ago. I'll admit it does make things a lot easier. When I was working on a… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
