Quote by David Sedaris Download Open image ““Broke a nail clean off, and when it grew back it looked like a Brazil nut.”” — David Sedaris ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I had to claw back into the world, dig in no matter if my nails cracked and bled, hold on with everything I had.” — Tarun Shanker & Kelly Zekas Copy Share Image
“There should be a language called Nail, so I could more naturally say, “My nail is a bit rusty.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Literally every skin colour can be found in Brazil, every type of haircut (just look at Neymar)” — Peter Banke Copy Share Image
“There was dirt under my fingernails for the first fourteen years of my life. It has most likely seeped into my blood.” — Robin LaFevers Copy Share Image
“If you're running around on bald tires, it doesn't take a special nail.” — David Long Copy Share Image
“Nothing wrecks your nails like a lethal pandemic plague,” but we did our nails anyway.” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“Plenty of animals had pets, but few were more devoted than the mouse, who owned a baby corn snake—“A rescue snake, she’d be quick… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“never fall asleep in a Dumpster, never underestimate a bee, never drive a convertible behind a flatbed truck, never get old, never get drunk… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“It was a father, one hand resting teapot-style on his hip, and the other - what would be the spout - formed into a… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“A Japanese woman we’d met in Paris came to the apartment yesterday and spent several hours explaining our appliances. The microwave, the water kettle,… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
One thing I like about the United States, and I kind of miss about the United States, is there's an election coming up here… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
When you read comic material and people aren't laughing how do you know they're listening. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“You have how many children in your family?" the teacher would ask. "I'm guessing you must be Catholic, am I right?” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Like most seasoned phonies, I roundly suspect that everyone is as disingenuous as I am.” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“You just take and take don´t you? Out there with your thumb in the air—not a care in the world, just grabbing whatever you… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
In other parts of the country people tried to stay together for the sake of the children. In New York they tried to work… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
My boyfriend got me a computer three years ago. I'll admit it does make things a lot easier. When I was working on a… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
