Bigs Quote by David Letterman

Martha Stewart is now under house arrest. So she'll go to her $40 million 153-acre estate. So she's going from the big house to…

— Jay Leno

This is serious, if Martha gets the maximum sentence on all counts, she could serve 20 years in prison. Of course, you have to…

— Conan O'Brien

Martha Stewart's a convicted felon and they gave her another television show. What's next, the Scott Peterson Fishing Hour?

— Christopher Titus

An' this house just ain't no home, Anytime she goes away.

— Bill Withers

Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse.

— George Bernard Shaw

I think something substantial will pass out of the House at some point during this term.

— Justin Amash

Whatever house I'm in, I hope she's not in it.

— Anonymous

“Ever since he repented of religion and shaved off his clerical beard and mustache, he has had the constant feeling that he has taken…

— Yevgeny Zamyatin

Meanwhile, Cynthia and I are busy fixing up a real old house that we just bought in Hollywood. With two children now, we just…

— Kent McCord

When reached for comment on the charges, Martha didn't say much, (only) that a subpoena should be served with a nice appetizer.

— Conan O'Brien

Am I going to be able to provide a real home for her, man? An education? A real life? What's her college application going…

— Jim Butcher

“There had been a storm in the night and twigs and blossoms littered the long sweep of concrete front steps at the hundred-year-old stone…

— Traci Tyne Hilton