Baby Quote by David Letterman

It sure did kick up some excitement in the Senate when one Senator called the other Senators 'sons of Wild jackasses.' Well, if you…

— Will Rogers

He was my favorite senator... I love him. He made the liberals squeal.

— Robert Novak

Senator apparently having overcome his loyalty to his wife and father. [Ted] Cruz finally came out and endorsed Donald Trump writing on Facebook, "If…

— Chris Hayes

The truth is, he almost wasn't a senator at all. In 1972, shortly after his improbable victory, but before he took the oath of…

— Beau Biden

How did the senator know that children meant happiness? Could he see into their souls? What if the moment they were out of sight,…

— Milan Kundera

Let me reminding you what Ted Cruz has told me I don't know how many times. The thing that shocked him more than anything…

— Rush Limbaugh

Too many of my Senate colleagues overdid it. They stayed on too long - napping through committee hearings when they should have packed up…

— Leverett Saltonstall

A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators were hot,…

— Will Rogers

I should hate to think that the Senate was as tired of me at the beginning of my service as I am of the…

— Charles G. Dawes

“Politicians kiss babies, fuck interns, and lie to everyone in between—and we still throw them parties like it’s an honor to be betrayed.”

— Brad Deep

Lust: Which senator once reached for a handkerchief in his pocket and proceeded to wipe his brow with a pair of women's panties?

— Brad Meltzer

“The Senator was vulgar, almost illiterate, a public liar easily detected, and in his "ideas" almost idiotic, while his celebrated piety was that of…

— Sinclair Lewis