Clubs Quote by David Letterman Download Open image “Night clubs scare me. They're dark and they stink and they're dangerous and everybody's drunk.” — David Letterman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clubs Dangerous Dark Drunk Night Night club Scare Stink
Night to night, doing the clubs is a lot of fun too because you have a lot more freedom and you don't have to… — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no enjoyment factor. — Shia LaBeouf Copy Share Image
Things are very different now because a lot of those little clubs don't exist. In Soho for instance, where nearly half my nightlife photographs… — Derek Ridgers Copy Share Image
The night club had a curious and diverse appeal. To some it was a sex-exciter. To others, frequenting a night club and throwing away… — Stanley Walker Copy Share Image
I'm not a party person or someone who likes to sit and drink in clubs all night, and never really have been. I have… — Robin Gibb Copy Share Image
Anything is easy after doing night clubs. It's the two shows a night that get you. — Cyd Charisse Copy Share Image
I was always frightened by taverns. They just seemed like very unpleasant places to go. — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
It's the first day of spring. That means this weekend I'll take down my Christmas lights. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
There are a lot of New York City Thanksgiving traditions. For example, a lot of New Yorkers don't buy the frozen Thanksgiving turkey. They… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I can hardly wait until Donald Trump announces his celebrity cabinet. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Experts say this global warming is serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party ice. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Do I think there is a heaven? Uh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
When you go to a club it's not about being black or white or heavy or thick. I'm shaking my ass because I want… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
So I went to a club the other day, which is timely because my self esteem had been hovering right around 'normal' and I… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
In my former life I was in insider, as much as anybody else. And I knew what it's like, and I still know what… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Every wife ought to answer for her man. If the husband be engaged in a seditious club, or drinks mysterious healths, or be frugal… — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
[Could you show us how Lana Del Rey dances in a club?] That would be illegal. — Lana Del Rey Copy Share Image
The good Bishop of Assisi expressed a sort of horror at the hard life which the Little Brothers lived at the Portiuncula, without comforts,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The first time I went to Abbey Road and put those headphones on, I discovered I had two voices. I no longer had to… — Cilla Black Copy Share Image
I just started writing for my own amusement and occasionally singing in little clubs around Los Angeles. Then I wrote 'The Rose,' and through… — Amanda McBroom Copy Share Image
The clubs, that's easy to cut out, because I know when the season ends I can look forward to going out. — Usain Bolt Copy Share Image
Raves when it was safe to be free & wave your hands in the air, like you didn't even care! Not scared to break… — Progrezza Copy Share Image