Children Quote by David Letterman

“My siamese twins moved to England so the other one could drive.”

— Jim Rose

“Young lord, one marries only once in life and one does not do so lightly.”

— Shin Jae

“Driving like a man is one of her few foibles.”

— Elizabeth Wein

“Why save the planet in a politically correct hybrid if you can rule the road in a Chelsea tractor?”

— Aga Lesiewicz

“I believe, there is scarcely a young lady in the united kingdoms, who would not rather put up with the misfortune of being sought…

— Jane Austen

“A sensible man never brags about two things. How lovable his first wife was and how good his last school was.”

— James A. Michener

“Women without their own drivers could get around only at the whim of husbands and sons. Some”

— Geraldine Brooks

“Oh! When a gallant young man, like Mr. Frank Churchill. . . writes to a fair lady like Miss Woodhouse, he will, of course,…

— Jane Austen

“How strange it must be, I thought, to be wed not merely as husband and wife but Cruarch and Queen, trading men’s lives and…

— Jacqueline Carey

“Sane women did not marry tyrants.”

— Stephanie Laurens

“Lord Hackwell had spoken of marriage, but a handsome titled lord did not marry a country gentleman’s daughter—could not and would not, if he…

— Alina K. Field

“There was once a king, and he had a queen; and he was the manliest of his gender, and she was the loveliest of…

— Charles Dickens