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“You don't have to think really hard to get the joke. I think humor in general appeals to all people.” quote by Dave Barry — Download Open image

“You don't have to think really hard to get the joke. I think humor in general appeals to all people.”

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He was distracted by a giggle, and turned to see a rare sight: a girl.

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The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice.

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If you look at any list of great modern writers such as Ernest Hemingway, William Faulkner, and F. Scott Fitzgerald, you'll notice two things…

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Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money.

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All the cliches of glamorous sophistication have little appeal to me. Do I want to live the British version of 'Dynasty?' No thanks!

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