Capable Quote by Dave Barry
“Without computers, the government would be unable to function at the level of effectiveness and efficiency that we have come to expect. . . . Today's government uses computers which are capable of cranking out millions of documents per day without any regard whatsoever for their content, thereby freeing government employees for more important responsibilities, such as not answering their phones.”
About This Quote
Source Essay: The New York Times, 2005 (humorous column)
Government relies heavily on computers, producing massive output without content quality, freeing staff for trivial tasks.
In simple terms: Computers create lots of paperwork, often meaningless.
Question the value of output.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- government reporting
- office work
- policy analysis
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- Are we producing more than we need?
- How does automation affect responsibility?
It may exaggerate for humor.