Agents Quote by Dave Barry

And to you taxpayers out there, let me say this: Make sure you file your tax return on time! And remember that, even though…

— Dave Barry

When somebody is describing their job as fixing problems for someone, that usually does not suggest that they're dealing with their tax returns.

— Maggie Haberman

The high-handed bureaucratic excesses of the IRS are a national disgrace ... riding roughshod over the taxpayers and making a joke out of our…

— Paul Laxalt

Every year I write a tax advice column and I used to always make fun of that. One year, one of my favorite IRS…

— Dave Barry

The IRS has become morally corrupted by the enormous power which we in Congress have unwisely entrusted to it. Too often it acts like…

— Edward V. Long

The IRS'll never sweat me or even put up a fight... Cause I'm sure I've paid more in taxes than you've made in yo'…

— Ludacris

Its contempt for citizens ... is so routine, and so unlimited, that the agency has become a kind of Frankenstein, running wild and terrorizing…

— James Bovard

“If you are breaking the law, it is better when someone other than the IRS finds out first.”

— Amit Chandel

Uh-huh. You know with that sinister tone you should look into working for the IRS. I’m sure they’re desperate for people who can cow…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

I've enjoyed much success. The IRS is always at my door, constantly.

— KRS-One

I get audited almost every year.And in a way, I should be complaining. I'm not even complaining. I don't mind it. It's almost become…

— Donald Trump

I don't want the IRS banging down my door.

— Jessica Cutler